The other day my coworker was telling me about how over her 3 day weekend she had and her husband cut up pineapple and dehydrated them.
It made me think of how in modern times that we could see mummification used as an option for preparing a body for a funeral. This would involve the removal of the stomach, lungs, liver, intestines to be dried separately like in the process of mummification used by the Ancient Egyptians.
The difference is they are not kept in salt (a special kind of salt called natron) for 70 days. The modern process would involve preparing the body to be dried for a drying process of 25-35 days.
Just a crazy idea to add to the options.